Her Own Dedicated Phone Number
Call her on the phone or text her via SMS anytime. Give her instructions on a quick call, text a correction while away from your desk, or let her call and text suppliers and clients on your behalf.
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Local & Automated Robotic Intelligence for Systems, Sales & Accounting
Her Own Phone Number. Her Own Computer.
Works In Your Office—Like a Real Human Employee.
Meet Larissa—a virtual employee nearly indistinguishable from an actual human remote colleague. She has her own dedicated phone number you can call or text, her own computer & browser routed through a Safe Proxy network, the ability to work "in the office" on your local network over encrypted Tailscale tunnels, and even an authorized spending budget to handle approved purchases and fees on your behalf.
Have a particularly tricky operation between QuickBooks and a custom billing system your business has relied on for years? Record a short 1-minute screen share of what you're doing while speaking, send it to her, and she learns it immediately and takes over the tasks.
Start Every Morning Face-to-Face with Larissa
Watch her review overnight QuickBooks & legacy billing tie-outs, state filing fees paid from her budget, and today's queue.
Larissa
Data Automation Digital Employee
Local & Automated Robotic Intelligence for Systems, Sales & Accounting
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Protected by IP, Session & Device Fingerprint exponential backoff.
Her Own Computer & Safe Proxy Browser
She operates her own dedicated computer and hardened browser routed through an isolated Safe Proxy network—handling web research, vendor portals, and ad platforms without touching your corporate IP.
Works In Your Office Over Tailscale
When a job lives on an office Windows PC, an in-office Mac running specialized software, or a local server, she connects over an encrypted Tailscale WireGuard® tunnel with zero open firewall ports.
Her Own Authorized Spending Budget
Assign a weekly or per-task spending budget for authorized purchases, state filing fees, supplier invoices, or ad spend. She pays within your dollar caps and pauses for 1-tap approval on anything outside policy.
🎥"Show By Doing" · 1-Minute Screen Share + Voice Training
Record a 1-Minute Screen Share While Speaking. Send It to Her—She Learns It Immediately.
Every business has that one particularly tricky operation—like reconciling invoices between QuickBooks and a custom billing system that has been in use for years. Writing a 20-page manual or building a custom API takes months.
With Larissa, you simply record a 1-minute screen share of what you're doing while speaking out loud. Explain the quirks and exceptions just like you would to a new hire sitting next to you. Send it to her, and she immediately compiles the workflow and takes over the tasks.
"See how I pull the invoice ref in QuickBooks, paste it into our old billing screen, and verify the customer credit line before clicking Post? Watch out for split shipments—always check the memo line first."
WORKFLOW DIAGRAM · 1-MINUTE SCREEN-SHARE TRAINING TO AUTONOMOUS TAKEOVER
No APIs or Code Required
🔒Dual Workplace Network Architecture · Real Technical Diagram
Works In Your Office Over Tailscale. Operates Her Own Computer Over Safe Proxy.
Just like a real remote employee who has both her own laptop at home and secure VPN/remote access into your office machines, Larissa operates across two strictly isolated network paths.
🧠Zero Data Egress · Air-Gapped Local Inference Option
Advanced Local AI Isolation: Run 100% On-Premise on Your Hardware
For healthcare HIPAA compliance, confidential financial books, proprietary patents, or private legal records: Larissa can execute with complete local neural isolation if your business has suitable computer hardware locally. All prompts, internal spreadsheets, and customer records stay locked inside your physical building—with zero WAN egress to cloud AI APIs.
🍎 32 GB Minimum · 48 GB Recommended Baseline
Apple Mac M4 with 48 GB Unified Memory (32 GB Minimum)
To achieve production-grade local AI performance, 32 GB of memory is the absolute hardware minimum to load quantized models and operational context. For seamless multitasking across 32B and 70B parameter models, our recommended starting baseline is an Apple Mac M4 (Mac mini M4 Pro, Mac Studio, or MacBook Pro M4) configured with 48 GB Unified Memory.
Unified Memory Architecture
48 GB Shared High-Speed RAM
Up to 273 GB/s bandwidth shared directly across CPU, GPU & Neural Engine without PCIe transfer stalls.
Full Model Caching
32B & 70B Models In-RAM
32 GB holds 14B–32B; 48 GB easily fits 70B quant-weights and full 128k context windows.
Silent & Power Efficient
Whisper-Quiet · < 65W Draw
Runs 24/7 on an office desk or shelf on standard 110V power without server room noise or heat.
Hardware Compatibility Matrix
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Apple Mac M4 Pro/Max (48GB) [Recommended]
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Apple Mac M4 / Mac mini (32GB) [Minimum Baseline]
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Apple Mac Studio M2/M3 (64GB+)
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NVIDIA RTX 4090 / 5090 (24GB–32GB)
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Enterprise Dual GPU Workstations (48GB VRAM)
🛡️ Strict Air-Gap Guarantee: 0 tokens, 0 prompts, and 0 documents egress to cloud AI servers.
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Zero Data Egress Guarantee
Every prompt token, financial ledger, and customer file is processed on your local device. Nothing is sent to public LLM APIs or used for external AI training.
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48 GB Apple Unified Memory
Apple M4 architecture pools 48 GB across CPU, GPU, and Neural Engine at up to 273 GB/s—running 32B and 70B models at native speed with ultra-low power draw.
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Air-Gapped or Hybrid Mode
Choose 100% offline air-gapped execution for sensitive internal workflows, or enable Hybrid Mode so Larissa can research public web sources via Safe Proxy when authorized.
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Enterprise Workstation Support
Beyond Apple Silicon, DADE supports local enterprise Windows/Linux workstations with NVIDIA RTX 4090, RTX 5090, or RTX 6000 Ada GPUs (24GB–48GB VRAM) via Ollama/vLLM.
💳Delegated Purchasing Authority · Strict Dollar Caps
Give Her an Authorized Spending Budget for Purchases, Filing Fees & Ad Spend.
Real business tasks frequently hit a paywall: a $42 state corporate filing fee, a courier label, a supplier restock deposit, or daily Facebook ad campaign budget optimization.
Instead of interrupting your day for a credit card number, you can assign Larissa a controlled spending budget with per-transaction and weekly dollar caps. She completes authorized transactions autonomously, logs every itemized receipt to your Whiteboard, and immediately pauses to text you if any charge exceeds her limit.
⚡10 Wide & Diverse Real-World Capabilities
10 Innovative Ways Larissa Works For You—In the Cloud and Inside Your Office
Because Larissa combines voice, email, phone/SMS, a Safe Proxy computer, an authorized spending budget, and direct Tailscale access to your office Macs and Windows PCs, she handles work no ordinary chatbot can touch.
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📧 Inbox & Action Execution
Reads Your Email, Executes Action Items & Replies Per Your Directives
Larissa doesn't just summarize emails—she reads incoming messages, opens the relevant software to take action on the items inside the email (checking an order status, updating an invoice, pulling a report, or rescheduling a delivery), and sends polished replies strictly following your standing directives.
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📣 Paid Growth & Ad Optimization
Manages Your Entire Facebook Ad Campaign & Reports in Near Real-Time
Operates Meta Ads Manager end-to-end: designs and launches new ad creatives and copy variations, reallocates and optimizes daily ad spend within her authorized budget, pauses high-CPA ad sets, and posts near-real-time ROAS and conversion summaries to management on the Whiteboard.
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🏢 Working "In The Office" #1 · Office Mac Over Tailscale
Operates a Mac Located in Your Office Running Specialized Internal Software
Have an iMac or Mac Mini sitting in your office that runs macOS-only internal production software, FileMaker/local databases, creative suites, or proprietary hardware-dongle apps? Larissa connects into your office Mac over Tailscale and operates that specialized software right on the local machine.
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🏢 Working "In The Office" #2 · Office PC & Legacy LAN
Bridges QuickBooks & Your Multi-Year Custom Billing System on an Office PC
After watching your 1-minute narrated screen recording, Larissa remotes into your office Windows PC via Tailscale to execute tricky cross-application tie-outs between QuickBooks Desktop and custom billing or ERP software your company has used for years.
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💳 Authorized Spending Budget
Pays Authorized Filing Fees, Permits & Supplier Charges Autonomously
Navigates state corporate portals, municipal permit sites, freight carriers, and vendor checkouts in her Safe Proxy browser—using her authorized spending budget to pay fees within your dollar caps and attaching every PDF receipt to your Whiteboard.
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📞 Dedicated Phone & SMS Line
Calls & Texts Vendors, Confirms Appointments & Chases Past-Due AR
With her own dedicated phone number, Larissa texts or calls vendors to confirm shipment ETAs, follows up politely on overdue customer invoices, and texts your mobile phone whenever a high-priority exception needs your 1-word reply.
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🎥 1-Minute Visual Training
Learns Any Multi-Step Back-Office Procedure from a 60-Second Screen Share
Whether it's insurance eligibility verification, multi-carrier freight quoting, or payroll timecard auditing—record a 1-minute screen share while talking through what you look for, send it to her, and she takes over the daily run.
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🛡️ Safe Proxy Web Intelligence
Audits Competitor Prices, Catalog Stockouts & Vendor Rate Increases
Uses her isolated Safe Proxy Cloud PC to check dozens of competitor websites and distributor portals every morning without exposing your office IP address—flagging vendor overcharges and preparing rate-reduction requests.
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📑 Sales & Client Operations
Turns Voice Notes into Client Proposals, Updates CRM & Preps Contracts
Call or text Larissa after a client meeting: she drafts the custom proposal or quote on the Whiteboard, updates your CRM deal stage, logs call notes, and queues the follow-up email sequence.
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☕ Morning Stand-Up Avatar
Delivers a Live Talking-Head Morning Stand-Up & Priority Checklist
Every morning, Larissa greets you at her desk to walk through what was completed overnight, how much of her authorized budget was used, and the exact to-do items queued for today.
🛡️Cryptographically Verified Enterprise Client Software
Microsoft- & Apple-Certified Certificate Issuance for DADE Client Software
When pairing an office Windows PC, an in-office Mac, or an iPhone/iPad, your IT team never has to bypass "Unknown Publisher" warnings. All DADE workstation and mobile companion software is cryptographically signed with certified publisher certificates.
Microsoft Authenticode Certified Issuance (Windows PC Client)
The DADE Windows Workstation Runner (dade-runner.exe) is cryptographically signed using Microsoft Authenticode X.509 code-signing certificates with RFC 3161 trusted timestamping—verifying publisher integrity across Windows 10, Windows 11, and Windows Server.
Apple Certified Certificate Issuance (macOS & iOS Client Software)
DADE's Apple companion profile (larissa.mobileconfig) and macOS workstation packages are cryptographically signed with an official Apple-issued Distribution Certificate chain verified directly by Apple PKI on iOS, iPadOS, and macOS.
🎚️Granular Governance & Dual-Mode Audit Log
You Decide How Much Access She Has—Down to the Single Click.
Every action Larissa takes is governed by a 5-Level Permission Ladder and recorded in a Dual-Mode Transaction Log—giving executives a plain-English summary while giving IT teams the exact wire JSON payloads.
Level 1 & 2 · Observation
Look-Only & 1-Min Training
Watches your 1-minute screen recordings and writes step-by-step SOPs on your Whiteboard without touching mouse or files.
Level 3 · Safe Proxy Browser
Approved Web & Ad Portals
Operates approved websites, email, and Facebook Ads in her Safe Proxy browser while local desktop folders stay locked.
Level 4 · Office Software
Per-App Desktop Grants
Individually grant access to QuickBooks, your custom legacy billing system, or an Office Mac with human confirmation prompts.
Level 5 · Full Autonomous
Tailscale LAN + Spending Cap
Complete multi-app execution across your paired PC/Mac with instant mouse-movement pause and strict spending budget caps.
👥One Executive Point of Contact · Ten Specialized Domain Experts
Larissa Directs a Team of 10 Highly Trained Specialist Sub-Agents
When you hire Larissa, you aren't just getting a single generalist assistant—you are getting an Executive Chief of Staff who commands ten specialized AI sub-agents with clear reporting lines. You talk solely to Larissa, and she dispatches the right specialist (or multi-agent hierarchy, like her Social Media Manager directing her Social Media Expert) to get the job done.
Kenji
Video Production & YouTube Growth Expert: Cuts and edits raw footage into engaging shorts and long-form videos, designs high-CTR thumbnails, writes SEO titles and chapters, adds captions, and manages full YouTube channel publishing and retention analytics.
Elena
iOS, Android & PWA Mobile App Specialist: Designs, builds, tests, and packages custom mobile applications for your customers or field staff—complete with Apple Distribution signing, push notifications, and offline-first sync.
Devon
Cost-Savings & Vendor Negotiation Expert: Audits every recurring supplier invoice and vendor contract, benchmarks market pricing, and contacts your suppliers and vendors to negotiate lower rates, volume rebates, and waived fees.
Mei
Paid Acquisition & Ad Optimization Expert: Creates new ad creatives and copy, manages Facebook/Instagram/Google bidding 24/7, shifts daily spend toward winning audiences, and posts near-real-time ROAS summaries for management.
Amara
B2B & Local Lead Generation Specialist: Identifies and enriches high-intent decision-makers in your target market, verifies emails and phone numbers, runs personalized multi-channel outreach sequences, and books qualified sales appointments onto your calendar.
Mateo
In-Office Workstation & QuickBooks Specialist: Connects over Tailscale into your office Windows PCs and Office Macs to operate QuickBooks Desktop, multi-year custom billing systems, and specialized internal macOS/Windows software.
Priya
Executive Email, Phone & Directive Coordinator: Reads high-volume email inboxes, executes the action items requested inside each email across your internal tools, replies per your standing directives, and manages SMS/phone follow-ups.
Tariq
Financial Modeling, Ledger Tie-Out & Tax Prep Expert: Reconciles bank feeds, tracks Larissa's authorized spending budget receipts, builds multi-tab Excel models, and publishes annotated executive briefings on the Whiteboard.
Chloe
Head of Social Media & Brand Strategy: Owns your brand voice, content calendar, and cross-platform growth strategy across Instagram, LinkedIn, X, TikTok, and Facebook—and directly manages Leo on daily content execution and community response.
Leo
Social Media Execution & Community Expert (Reports to Chloe): Writes and schedules daily posts, designs reels and carousels, replies to comments and DMs in real time, tracks trending hooks, and reports daily engagement metrics directly up to Chloe.
⚡ 10x Parallel Execution Speed
All 10 Agents Work Independently & In Parallel
Unlike a single human employee who can only do one task at a time—or a standard chatbot stuck in a single-threaded queue—all 10 sub-agents operate independently and simultaneously in parallel. While Mateo is reconciling QuickBooks on your office PC over Tailscale, Amara is enriching 500 new B2B leads, Devon is negotiating down a vendor renewal, and Kenji is rendering a YouTube video—delivering a fantastic speed of completion across every job at hand.
🤝 Coordinated Multi-Agent Synergy
Working Together for Tremendous Efficiency & Output
Under Larissa's direction, your sub-agents pass deliverables directly to one another in real time for an incredible amount of coordinated output. For example: Kenji cuts a product video on your Office Mac → Chloe builds the campaign strategy and directs Leo to publish organic reels across social channels → Mei launches high-ROAS paid Meta ads from the winning post → Amara captures and follows up with every inbound lead → and Tariq posts the live ROI breakdown to your Whiteboard.
📋 Custom Industry SOP Mastery
Trained on Your Exact Business & Industry SOPs
Any of the 10 sub-agents can be specifically trained on your Standard Operating Procedures (SOPs) for your particular business and industry—whether medical/dental billing, legal intake, construction estimating, e-commerce fulfillment, real estate, or manufacturing. Upload your playbooks or record a 1-minute narrated screen share, and each specialist locks in your exact terminology, compliance rules, pricing tiers, and step-by-step company workflows permanently.
LIVE CONCURRENT WORKFORCE ENGINE:
1 Executive Manager (Larissa) • 10 Parallel Specialists • Custom Industry SOP Memory • Zero Bottlenecks
10 Tasks Running Simultaneously
Cross-Agent Handoffs
Industry-Specific SOP Certified
ENTERPRISE MULTI-AGENT ORCHESTRATION HARNESS
How Larissa Command-Routes Tasks, Parallel Crews, Staged Handoffs & Moderated Roundtables
⚡ Priority Redirect & Up-Next Queue
⚖️ Moderated Evidence Roundtable
🖥️ Per-Agent Computer Seats
🎬Bonus 30-Second Animated Featurette